. . . John Yoo will protect testicles, but just testicles; he has no problem obliterating millions of people in one fell swoop, 50% of whom will ALSO be attached to testicles, but regardless. This is fine. And legal. Even when it is not. And he is lying. And he has already sanctioned horrendous torture on unknown numbers of people who were actually totally innocent of anything.
But he would resign to save the testicles.
Well, that's alright, then.