When your middle schoolers dump one of their classmates in the trashcan, the first thing you do is:
a. discipline them sternly and tell them they should never treat a peer like that
b. call for the dean to report them
c. rescue the kid in the trashcan
d. shriek, "WAIT WAIT WAIT nobody move!!!!" and run for your camera
Seriously, Readers? I was an awesome teacher.
Just missing my former profession today like mad.