So, it's like, judicial notice is something where there is no controversy, it's clear and everyone takes it as fact. Like, in the adult bookstore charged with obscene materials, and the materials, they were all about people swimming in donkey semen, the court could take notice that they were obscene, because, obviously.So of course I threw that in our review notes. Thus beginning this email exchange:
RM: I am stunned the amount of semen blowing a donkey yields.
Me: DS is not, are you, DS?
DS: Oh, I mean, I am quite familiar with the volume of a standard donkey load.
ES: Ahem. Have a cocktail, friends.
Me: ES! What are you doing googling "donkey semen" at this late hour?
AE: Ah, a true verbal act.
This will continue for days, I am not even kidding.