I hope you get trampled by a MARMALADE OF PONIES.*
WHICHEVER. Seriously, just fuck off now.
* For the rest of you, it will make your day - go check out the list of animal group names. Because not only are a bunch of ponies a "marmalade," but a group of girafffes is a "stretch," and a passel of sharks is a "shiver." Ha ha, OF COURSE THEY ARE.