Oh, fundamental Christianity, may you always be such a light in the world! I will let Pastor Anderson share his guidance from the Lord:
..it is a shame and dishonor to Christ for a man to have long hair. There is no place in the Bible that even insinuates that Jesus had long hair. Sodomite homosexuals such as Michelangelo painted Jesus to look effeminate and to have long hair in order to make him fit their own queer image.Damn straight, you sodomite homosexuals, running around with your Jesus paintings! On the ceiling of a church! Such Godlessness. Every real man knows Jesus shaved his head like a Marine. Boo-yah!
Further, Pastor Anderson knows what it slowly destroying America. It is not our commitment to torture or its excuse, or corporate lawlessness, or lack or government accountability, or the oil in the Gulf, or the widening gap between the rich and the poor. NO. It is YOU MEN. YOU MEN have been ruining America. And you need to STOP. STOP SITTING DOWN TO PISSETH.
And let me tell you, you leave that toilet seat up, you are Satan Himself.
Oh, well, if THAT'S what's wrong with America today...
ReplyDeleteWhat a doorknob.
I like the insult "doorknob!" I had not heard that one before.
ReplyDeleteI so seriously don't get it. Is sitting down to pee emasculating? Is this a thing? Seriously, my last couple male partners ALL would sit down to pee so they could face me and keep talking to me while I was brushing my teeth or washing my face or whatever it was in the bathroom.
Also, it's hard to piss against a wall if you are NOT standing. So, maybe the Bible only encourages common sense - Hey, you wanna piss against that wall? You should probably stand!
I am a big fan of 'Jesus General' blog and when I first read this I had a mixture of laughter and anger. Laughter because what he said is so outside the scope of reason and anger because people actually believe this (his congregation?). Makes me happy to have the church that I have.
ReplyDeleteDo you read Friendly Atheist?
ReplyDeleteThese days, I almost view the religious right with a fondness because I can think of them as an enemy and sometimes it feels good to channel negative feelings towards a nemesis that you'll never meet.
I'm beginning to want to weep over people who are "allies" saying stupid shit and arguing it as legitimate dialogue.
That guy sure is satanic, though. I'm putting him in the little mental box I have where Tony Abbott sips tea with the devil itself.
May I cross-post this on my blog if I reference you as directing me to it?
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely, Iany! Thank for asking - you are welcome to do so anytime.
ReplyDeleteAnd my reaction to this video was sheer, unbridled laughter, so I think it should be shared.
And I am SO WITH YOU on the allies saying stupid shit thing - I get WAY more angry and distraught when allies fuck up then when this dude runs around talking about how men shalt pisseth. This dude is too inept and ridiculous to scare me or make me angry.
Also, Vertigo - HIS CONGREGATION. WHO ARE THOSE PEOPLE? I can't even imagine.
I've been ranting about it lately in writing... Not good times!
ReplyDeleteThank you for letting me post it! I think it's hilarious, I love that he thinks sitting down to wee is going to cripple an entire country. If I ever make a superhero comic, he's the first nemesis. Standing Up To Pee Man.
Haha! Seriously. What's so funny is that I looked up the phrase in the bible - via the Google, I don't own a bible - and yes, I capitalized "Google" and not "bible" I just realized, HA - and half the time, the pisseth against the wall folks are getting smote (smitten?) or are at the butt-end of god's wrath. It's just a way of saying "men." And god is not always so happy with those men - they are not cited approvingly. So . . . I think this "pastor" missed the elementary school literacy lesson on "context."
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