Oh, fundamental Christianity, may you always be such a light in the world! I will let Pastor Anderson share his guidance from the Lord:
..it is a shame and dishonor to Christ for a man to have long hair. There is no place in the Bible that even insinuates that Jesus had long hair. Sodomite homosexuals such as Michelangelo painted Jesus to look effeminate and to have long hair in order to make him fit their own queer image.Damn straight, you sodomite homosexuals, running around with your Jesus paintings! On the ceiling of a church! Such Godlessness. Every real man knows Jesus shaved his head like a Marine. Boo-yah!
Further, Pastor Anderson knows what it slowly destroying America. It is not our commitment to torture or its excuse, or corporate lawlessness, or lack or government accountability, or the oil in the Gulf, or the widening gap between the rich and the poor. NO. It is YOU MEN. YOU MEN have been ruining America. And you need to STOP. STOP SITTING DOWN TO PISSETH.
And let me tell you, you leave that toilet seat up, you are Satan Himself.