Seriously, this is my new favorite funny thing. It keeps making me laugh.
And, I mean, she got me. Lawyers, we ARE so obnoxious. You know me! SUCH A DOUCHEBAG LAWYER I AM.
Pro tip: If you are going to use a legal term (that is not just law school stuff! It also exists in the real world! In the wilds of the courtroom!), it helps if you have gone to law school, so you don't use it wrong. A rebuttable presumption cannot be used in criminal law, because that would be unconstitutional. Just sayin'.