Hey, so [name] is dating this Middle Eastern guy. Is there anyway you can run a police check on him? . . . Oh, really? You can't? That's a shame. . . . I don't know, we're all really worried. . . . Because, like, you know, he's some random Middle Eastern guy. . . . and she has money . . . Well, he's Egyptian. No, wait, that's not right, he's not Egyptian, he's Muslim. Yeah, he's Muslim.2. My friend E. gets an email from online dating:
hello How are you??? YOu know what? Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime. :)3. WHAT. Courtesy of these people.
4. I give up on humanity.