Shorter Chief Justice Jacobs, on denying the rehearing:
Corporations are too awesome to be held civilly liable for their actions. Because they're important in society! And they're awesome. I love corporations so much, I pretty much conflate them with nations, and talk about comity. I mean, come on people, we know who's REALLY important. Seriously, corporations are awesome. I am now going to incorrectly use the word "imperialism." Now I am going to slip in here that I am pro-death penalty, in a sentence that is entirely out of place. Corporations! The end.No, really, it is that bad.
I just . . . fuck.